haikus so def, they need seeing ear dogsTumblr (3.0; @defhaiku)http://defhaiku.com/<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxmyddsfXy1qzvcu1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>back in the sixties<br/> when people practiced free love<br/> Sweetums was a pimp!</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/382056055http://defhaiku.com/post/382056055Wed, 10 Feb 2010 12:10:21 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-LXh5ywzsGg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-LXh5ywzsGg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>seagull maniac<br/> has seen the movie Flashdance<br/> like, thirty two times</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/369502958http://defhaiku.com/post/369502958Wed, 03 Feb 2010 18:47:08 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/cXMSGVnHDmdnbit7A5z6mUHNo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>on his recent flight<br/> boba fett was not happy<br/> that his bags were checked</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/96989206http://defhaiku.com/post/96989206Thu, 16 Apr 2009 19:47:20 -0400<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/cXMSGVnHDlry05ruL79fSuFZo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>during earth hour<br/> las vegas shut down the strip<br/> well? did you notice?</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/91984885http://defhaiku.com/post/91984885Wed, 01 Apr 2009 15:15:00 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jKnI51HOy9w&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jKnI51HOy9w&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>finally ipods<br/> will make you feel like a tool<br/> just like apple dreamed</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/89719889http://defhaiku.com/post/89719889Wed, 25 Mar 2009 12:02:00 -0400ipodegocrushingwhackness<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/cXMSGVnHDlews0c7q4mrIuqno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>once upon a time<br/> after the fall of the sith<br/> it’s beer2d2</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/89362516http://defhaiku.com/post/89362516Tue, 24 Mar 2009 10:00:00 -0400beerawesomeMore beer<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cXMSGVnHDleukfuvTWxvy1jAo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>if ever a cause<br/> was more worth while than this one<br/> I’ve yet to see it</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/89051055http://defhaiku.com/post/89051055Mon, 23 Mar 2009 11:18:00 -0400awesomebeer<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/cXMSGVnHDkzmqa90xT4bzUP1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>owls are curious<br/> but they can be sarcastic<br/> sometimes a bit smug</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/85976685http://defhaiku.com/post/85976685Thu, 12 Mar 2009 19:42:20 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IIBEaN80YVs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IIBEaN80YVs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>check out these fly moves<br/> from the world’s hippest grand-ma<br/> geriatric beats</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/83276580http://defhaiku.com/post/83276580Tue, 03 Mar 2009 18:20:04 -0500awesomeget downmusicbreakdanceold people<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/cXMSGVnHDkl4wyzusWRUyb1Lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>wolverine is tough<br/> if it’s his claws that scare you<br/> you’re looking too high</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/82902260http://defhaiku.com/post/82902260Mon, 02 Mar 2009 15:14:00 -0500awesomeweirdwolverine<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/ej1G5S06hkccynthsNMBDBhdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://imperiousrex.tumblr.com/">imperiousrex</a>)</p> need inspiration? need some hope for the future? change into a truckhttp://defhaiku.com/post/81709917http://defhaiku.com/post/81709917Thu, 26 Feb 2009 10:00:00 -0500changerobotsawesome<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/87nkJquHnAU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/87nkJquHnAU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>prepare for a ride<br/> an audio adventure<br/> oh… your ears may bleed</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/81403590http://defhaiku.com/post/81403590Wed, 25 Feb 2009 10:00:00 -0500musicawesomewhacknessartget down<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/cXMSGVnHDkcbul9yXf2rhnVZo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>need to waste some time<br/> but still want to call it art?<br/> here’s the coolest way</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/81107805http://defhaiku.com/post/81107805Tue, 24 Feb 2009 11:19:00 -0500foodartawesome<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cXMSGVnHDjy0ufioRHWTSNpHo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>when you are in love<br/> this is still totally gross<br/> on valentine’s day</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/78292484http://defhaiku.com/post/78292484Sat, 14 Feb 2009 11:02:00 -0500whacknesshairlove<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/cXMSGVnHDjufep6cignWeOoFo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>st. valentine’s day<br/> is incredibly lonely<br/> aboard the death star</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/77637871http://defhaiku.com/post/77637871Wed, 11 Feb 2009 22:38:00 -0500lovestar wars<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/cXMSGVnHDjuf0breVH6VFk6jo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>cows with heart shaped marks<br/> are they just as delicious<br/> on valentine’s day?</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/77635334http://defhaiku.com/post/77635334Wed, 11 Feb 2009 22:30:39 -0500foodanimals<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/cXMSGVnHDjsvvlte3A7yL1bAo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>geeks who are in love<br/> can propose with CAT 5 rings<br/> and download their hearts</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/77327485http://defhaiku.com/post/77327485Tue, 10 Feb 2009 20:44:17 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/cXMSGVnHDjqohg6zCaomTPvao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>this pig’s great escape<br/> was a night to remember<br/> sooty is a pimp!</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/76868073http://defhaiku.com/post/76868073Mon, 09 Feb 2009 07:41:00 -0500hotnessanimalspimpin' pigs!<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/N618fLxQP6w&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/N618fLxQP6w&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>gassed up boy david<br/> is an internet phenom<br/> check out the remix</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/76448623http://defhaiku.com/post/76448623Sat, 07 Feb 2009 14:25:29 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/txqiwrbYGrs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/txqiwrbYGrs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>poor kid is messed up<br/> and i can’t stop from laughing<br/> “i have two fingers”</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/75607969http://defhaiku.com/post/75607969Wed, 04 Feb 2009 10:24:00 -0500whacknesskids