haikus so def, they need seeing ear dogsTumblr (3.0; @defhaiku)http://defhaiku.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltch1xez591qbfnhro1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>heavy metal bear<br/> stage dives into the mosh pit<br/> at the Beiber show</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/12489588872http://defhaiku.com/post/12489588872Mon, 07 Nov 2011 19:25:34 -0500<iframe width="400" height="325" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qY_5HiTklrk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>monkey rodeos<br/> will forever be ruined<br/> by a baseball game</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/4611687920http://defhaiku.com/post/4611687920Thu, 14 Apr 2011 14:48:34 -0400monkeysawesomenessbaseballlol<iframe width="400" height="243" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/YIMigVo1pyA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>dr. jones would say<br/> “why did it have to be snakes”<br/> not this bad ass dude</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/4524899284http://defhaiku.com/post/4524899284Mon, 11 Apr 2011 08:37:35 -0400snaaaakesdr. jones he's nothaiku<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liin90mriP1qap6kyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>if there’s somethin’ strange<br/> and there’s no card catalog<br/> who ya gonna call?</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/4236726301http://defhaiku.com/post/4236726301Thu, 31 Mar 2011 13:39:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lih780Z7Vy1qzvcu1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>keep your eye on them<br/> ‘cause when you have so many<br/> one’s bound to eat brains</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/4029057061http://defhaiku.com/post/4029057061Tue, 22 Mar 2011 16:21:36 -0400lolbrainszombie kidsAngelina Jolie<iframe width="400" height="325" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vq7G-Q9ZwC0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>grilled cheese is the best!<br/> but only if you have cheese<br/> and a lot of wine</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/4003077658http://defhaiku.com/post/4003077658Mon, 21 Mar 2011 10:12:43 -0400loldrunkGRILLED CHEESE!<iframe width="400" height="243" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/B8ISzf2pryI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>it’s no mystery<br/> denver is the prime suspect<br/> he SHOULD be ashamed</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/3940494852http://defhaiku.com/post/3940494852Fri, 18 Mar 2011 10:33:37 -0400dogsshamelol<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhvc24RlLk1qgfbzvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>behave, spider-man<br/> you can sit and mope until<br/> you stop wearing tights</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/3899643661http://defhaiku.com/post/3899643661Wed, 16 Mar 2011 11:40:09 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li1o2dWozq1qahhxwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>oh, you are real tough<br/> talkin’ ‘bout my moms like that<br/> from way over there</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/3876776719http://defhaiku.com/post/3876776719Tue, 15 Mar 2011 09:52:28 -0400dogsfightass kicklol<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lheyathclc1qaqkolo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>if you strike them down<br/> they will be more powerful<br/> than you imagine</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/3601698558http://defhaiku.com/post/3601698558Wed, 02 Mar 2011 11:22:00 -0500golden girlsbetty white<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhcyf6fz5J1qbuvl7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>oh, topper harley,<br/> can’t believe how far you’ve come<br/> loved you in wall street!</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/3582170263http://defhaiku.com/post/3582170263Tue, 01 Mar 2011 08:54:37 -0500charlie sheenawesome<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgxcq8qgpM1qzbs6po1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>straight outta compton<br/> this ‘roo says “damn it feels good<br/> to be a kangsta”</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/3482877860http://defhaiku.com/post/3482877860Thu, 24 Feb 2011 08:52:05 -0500kangstaAKoutback steakhouse?<iframe width="400" height="243" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/K0sKDMh6HiA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>finally a use<br/> for a mostly useless cat<br/> fuzzy cup holders!</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/3463738390http://defhaiku.com/post/3463738390Wed, 23 Feb 2011 08:54:05 -0500not THE Cat in the Hat though,catshatscats in hats<iframe width="400" height="243" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/aFztjgfDWDA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>balls are so passe<br/> if you need a real challenge<br/> try kitty bowling</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/3367464347http://defhaiku.com/post/3367464347Fri, 18 Feb 2011 15:47:03 -0500kitty bowlingLAZERS!<iframe width="400" height="325" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/52duiUapITQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>playing hide and seek<br/> should be challenging, unless<br/> you have ADD</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/3344648698http://defhaiku.com/post/3344648698Thu, 17 Feb 2011 09:23:24 -0500hide and seekADDfun?<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lggnfvUYgC1qzvcu1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>got a bad headache?<br/> a little birdy told me<br/> “this stuff is the shit!”</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/3234864708http://defhaiku.com/post/3234864708Fri, 11 Feb 2011 11:07:07 -0500advilistheshit!<iframe width="400" height="325" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/heSwlKEh3KU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>sometimes a snow stunt<br/> it can go horribly wrong<br/> making it awesome</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/3234057544http://defhaiku.com/post/3234057544Fri, 11 Feb 2011 09:48:02 -0500snowheaderswan divedumbass<iframe width="400" height="234" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/A3iP0NGDDao?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>source of energy<br/> that will change the way we move<br/> it’s HAMSTER POWER!</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/3181033596http://defhaiku.com/post/3181033596Tue, 08 Feb 2011 09:08:50 -0500hamsterpowerHAMSTER POWER!!!!<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg6cj1znMh1qzbs6po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>when dogs misbehave<br/> no training will work better<br/> than abject shaming</p>http://defhaiku.com/post/3163677381http://defhaiku.com/post/3163677381Mon, 07 Feb 2011 09:10:06 -0500dogsshamingtrash eating<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lft50te1X11qbot00o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://godzillahaiku.tumblr.com/post/3000937269" class="tumblr_blog">godzillahaiku</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Submitted by <a href="http://waltorr.tumblr.com/">waltorr</a></p></blockquote> ‘nuff said.http://defhaiku.com/post/3106567965http://defhaiku.com/post/3106567965Fri, 04 Feb 2011 12:06:18 -0500godzillaGODZILLA