the world has spoken
and all the votes have been cast
go democracy!
delicious cookies
are addictive like cocaine
leave me be, Girl Scouts!
PETA is still weird
although this ad is awesome
veggies are so hawt!
bacon explosion
will clog up your arteries
but damn is it good
loyalty ain’t whack
only be loyal
when the subject in question
has nothing to gain
watch out for zombies
when you’re driving the turnpike
they may eat your brains
(via ArzuBusiness)
these kids’ dancing brows
sure know how to get down, yo
still creeps me out though
work is also whack
sitting in my car
pretending I’m not at work.
sleepy time, bitches.
hot dogs are whack
if you think hot dogs
taste much better than bratwurst
your brain may be dead
