heavy metal bear
stage dives into the mosh pit
at the Beiber show
(Source: peetaah)
monkey rodeos
will forever be ruined
by a baseball game
dr. jones would say
“why did it have to be snakes”
not this bad ass dude
if there’s somethin’ strange
and there’s no card catalog
who ya gonna call?
(Source: utnereader)
keep your eye on them
‘cause when you have so many
one’s bound to eat brains
grilled cheese is the best!
but only if you have cheese
and a lot of wine
(Source: mydrunkkitchen)
it’s no mystery
denver is the prime suspect
he SHOULD be ashamed
behave, spider-man
you can sit and mope until
you stop wearing tights
(Source: whywouldyoudothatspiderman)
oh, you are real tough
talkin’ ‘bout my moms like that
from way over there
if you strike them down
they will be more powerful
than you imagine
